Question #1:

First person to answer all of these riddles correctly or most funny will win a whole 10 points!?

1.If a farmer has 19 sheep, and all but 7 drop down dead, how many sheep does the farmer have left?

2.Bobby's mother has four children.... Penny, Nickel, Dime ... and what's the name of the fourth child?

3.A man is looking at a photograph, and his friend asks him who the picture is of. The man says "Brothers and sisters, I have none, but this mans father is my fathers son. Explain?

4.If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a black house is made from black bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks, what is a green house made of?

5.If there are three apples, and you take away 2, how many do you have?

6. Can a californian man legally marry his widows sister?

7.How many members of each animal did Moses take on the arc?

8.How many birthdays does the average man have?

9.If someone says everything they say is a lie. Is that the truth?

Question #2:

Only answer your own: Just wondering, are these true about your personality?

Otter: Jan 20 - Feb 18
A little quirky, and unorthodox, the Otter is a hard one to figure sometimes. Perceived as unconventional, the Otter methods aren't the first ones chosen to get the job done. This is a big mistake on the part of others – because although unconventional, the Otter's methods are usually quite effective. Yes, the Otter has unusual way of looking at things, but he/she is equipped with a brilliant imagination and intelligence, allowing him/her an edge over every one else. Often very perceptive and intuitive, the Otter makes a very good friend, and can be very attentive. In a nurturing environment the Otter is sensitive, sympathetic, courageous, and honest. Left to his/her own devices, the Otter can be unscrupulous, lewd, rebellious, and isolated.

Wolf: Feb 19 – Mar 20
Deeply emotional, and wholly passionate, the Wolf is the lover of the zodiac in both the physical and philosophical sense of the word. The Wolf understands that all we need is love, and is fully capable of providing it. Juxtaposed with his/her fierce independence – this Native American animal symbol is a bit of a contradiction in terms. Needing his/her freedom, yet still being quite gentle and compassionate – we get the picture of the "lone wolf" with this sign. In a nurturing environment the Wolf is intensely passionate, generous, deeply affectionate, and gentle. Left to his/her own devices the Wolf can become impractical, recalcitrant, obsessive, and vindictive.

Falcon: Mar 21 – Apr 19
A natural born leader, the Falcon can always be looked upon for clear judgment in sticky situations. Furthermore, the characteristics for this Native American animal symbol never wastes time, rather he/she strikes while the iron is hot, and takes action in what must be done. Ever persistent, and always taking the initiative, the Falcon is a gem of a personality to have for projects or team sports. The Falcon can be a little on the conceited side – but he/she is usually right in his/her opinions – so a little arrogance is understood. In a supportive environmental the Falcon "soars" in his/her ability to maintain passion and fire in relationships, and always remaining compassionate. Left to his/her own devices, the Falcon can be vain, rude, intolerant, impatient, and over-sensitive.

Beaver: Apr 20 – May 20
Take charge, adapt, overcome – this is the Beaver motto. Mostly business, the Beaver is gets the job at hand done with maximum efficiency and aplomb. Strategic, and cunning the Beaver is a force to be reckoned with in matters of business and combat. One might also think twice about engaging the Beaver in a match of wits – as his/her mental acuity is razor sharp. The Beaver has everything going for him/her – however tendencies toward "my way or the highway" get them in trouble. Yes, they are usually right, but the bearer of this Native American animal symbol may need to work on tact. In a nurturing environment the Beaver can be compassionate, generous, helpful, and loyal. Left to his/her own devices the Beaver can be nervous, cowardly, possessive, arrogant, and over-demanding.

Deer: May 21 – Jun 20
This Native American animal symbol is the muse of the zodiac. The Deer is inspiring lively and quick-witted. With a tailor-made humor, the Deer has a tendency to get a laugh out of anyone. Excellent ability for vocalizing, the Deer is a consummate conversationalist. This combined with his/her natural intelligence make the Deer a must-have guest at dinner parties. Always aware of his/her surroundings, and even more aware of his/her appearance, the Deer can be a bit self-involved. However, the Deer's narcissism is overlooked because of his/her congeniality and affability. In a supportive environment the Deer's natural liveliness and sparkly personality radiate even more. He/she is an inspiring force in any nurturing relationship. Left to his/her own devices the Deer can be selfish, moody, impatient, lazy, and two-faced.
Woodpecker: Jun 21 – Jul 21
Woodpeckers are usually the most nuturing of all the Native American animal symbols. The consummate listener, totally empathic and understanding, the Woodpecker is the one to have on your side when you need support. Of course, they make wonderful parents, and equally wonderful friends and partners. Another proverbial feather in the Woodpeckers cap is the tendency to be naturally frugal, resourceful, and organized. In a nurturing environment the Woodpecker is of course caring, devoted, and very romantic. Left to his/her own devices the Woodpecker can be possessive, angry, jealous, and spiteful
Woodpecker: Jun 21 – Jul 21
Woodpeckers are usually the most nuturing of all the Native American animal symbols. The consummate listener, totally empathic and understanding, the Woodpecker is the one to have on your side when you need support. Of course, they make wonderful parents, and equally wonderful friends and partners. Another proverbial feather in the Woodpeckers cap is the tendency to be naturally frugal, resourceful, and organized. In a nurturing environment the Woodpecker is of course caring, devoted, and very romantic. Left to his/her own devices the Woodpecker can be possessive, angry, jealous, and spiteful
Salmon: Jul 22 – Aug 21
Electric, focused, intuitive, and wholly creative, the Salmon is a real live-wire. His/her energy is palpable. A natural motivator, the Salmon's confidence and enthusiasm is easily infectious. Soon, everybody is onboard with the Salmon – even if the idea seems too hair-brained to work. Generous, intelligent, and intuitive, it's no wonder why the Salmon has no shortage of friends. This Native American animal symbol expresses a need for purpose and goals, and has no trouble finding volunteers for his/her personal crusades. In a supportive environment, the Salmon is stable, calm, sensual, and giving. Left to his/her own devices, those that bear this Native American animal symbol can be egotistical, vulgar, and intolerant of others.
Bear: Aug 22 – Sep 21
Pragmatic, and methodical the Bear is the one to call when a steady hand is needed. The Bear's practicality and level-headedness makes him/her an excellent business partner. Usually the voice of reason in most scenarios, the Bear is a good balance for Owls. The Bear is also gifted with an enormous heart, and a penchant for generosity. However, one might not know it as the Bear tends to be very modest, and a bit shy. In a loving environment this Native American animal symbol showers love and generosity in return. Further, the Bear has a capacity for patience and temperance, which makes him/her excellent teachers and mentors. Left to his/her own devices the bear can be skeptical, sloth, small-minded and reclusive.
Raven: Sep 22 – Oct 22
Highly enthusiastic, and a natural entrepreneur, the Crow is quite a charmer. But he/she doesn't have to work at being charming – it comes easily. Everyone recognizes the Crow's easy energy, and everyone turns to the Crow for his/her ideas and opinions. This is because the Crow is both idealistic and diplomatic and is quite ingenious. In nurturing environments this Native American animal symbol is easy-going, can be romantic, and soft-spoken. Further, the crow can be quite patient, and intuitive in relationships. Left to his/her own devices, the Crow can be demanding, inconsistent, vindictive, and abrasive.
Snake: Oct 23 – Nov 22
Most shamans are born under this Native American animal symbol. The Snake is a natural in all matters of spirit. Easily attuned to the ethereal realm the Snake makes an excellent spiritual leader. Also respected for his/her healing capacities, the Snake also excels in medical professions. The Snake's preoccupation with matters intangible often lead others to view them as mysterious, and sometimes frightening. True, the Snake can be secretive, and a bit dark – he/she is also quite sensitive, and caring. In a supportive relationship the cool Snake can be passionate, inspiring, humorous, and helpful. Left to his/her own devices, the Snake can be despondent, violent, and prone to abnormal mood swings.
Owl: Nov 23 – Dec 21
Changeable and mutable as the wind, the Owl is a tough one to pin down. Warm, natural, with an easy-going nature, the Owl is friend to the world. The bearer of this Native American animal symbol is notorious for engaging in life at full speed, and whole-hearted loves adventure. This can be to his/her detriment as the Owl can be reckless, careless, and thoughtless. Owls make great artists, teachers, and conservationists. However, due to his/her adaptability and versatility – the Owl would likely excel in any occupation. In a supportive, nurturing environment the Owl is sensitive, enthusiastic, and an attentive listener. Left to his/her own devices, the Owl can be excessive, overindulgent, bitter, and belligerent.
Goose: Dec 22 – Jan 19
If you want something done – give it to the Goose. Persevering, dogged, and ambitious to a fault, the Goose sets goals for accomplishment, and always obtains them. The goose is determined to succeed at all cost – not for the approval of other – but those with this Native American animal symbol competes with his/her own internal foe. Driven is the watchword for the Goose's dominating personality trait – which makes them excellent in business and competitive sports. When tempered with supportive, nurturing family and friends, the Goose excels in all things he/she attempts. In a loving environment the Goose can be very passionate, humorous, gregarious, and even sensual. However, lead to his/her own devises, the Goose may fall into obsessive or addictive behaviors that will inevitably be his/her demise.

Question #3:

Where can I get a beanie like Emilie Autumn?

I'm slightly obsessed with Emilie Autumn, and I came across a photo of her wearing this animal beanie and I really want one but can't find them anywhere on the net!

I don't know what animal it is for sure, I think it's a horse ;P
So if anyone could confirm what it it, that would be lovely [:

And if anyone knows where to get any other Emilie Autumn themed items, it would be MUCH appreciated (;

Here's a picture of her wearing it, I found it off google images, and I thinks it's off someone deviantart, but I haven't checked.

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I apologize if you are the lady in this photo and you don't want it on, say the word and I'll take it off. It was the only beanie photo I could find! You're very beautiful by the way, and your corset is amazing [:

Question #4:

Question : Selling a couple horses and don't know how much some are worth? Will you help?

Here are all about my horses I'm selling :

(1.)
Name : Twilight
Age : 10
Breed : Quarter Horse
Registered? : Yes
Description : Twilight is a purebred, registered Quarter Horse mare. She is 10 years old and is 100% sound. She has never had an injury and hopefully she never will. She is broke to ride Western, English and bareback. She is very easy to catch, halters easily, leads well, ties to anything, trailers like a dream, picks up all four feet without any fussing at all, clips well, blankets, saddles easily, bridles like a dream, etc. She was broke to ride at the age of 3. Twilight has been used for : trail riding, riding lessons, barrel racing for fun, barrel racing competitions, western pleasure, guest horse, etc. Also, she is 15.1 hh. She has great bloodlines. Great barrel horse. Ideal for youth/ladies horse or barrel competition horse. She loves the trails, she will go hack out alone or with company. Gentle, and quiet enough for the young ones, or for someone who has never been on a horse. She neck reins, direct reins, side passes, turns on haunches, turns on forehand, bows when asked to, you can stand on her back, crawl under neath her and sit there, lay on her back, double on her, she can take her front feet off the ground and spin to the other side on a dime when asked to, rears when asked to, kneels when asked to, hugs me when asked to/or she does it by herself, etc. She is well trained and looking for a new home. Reason for selling : Too many horses/animals.
Pictures (Links) : Click Here

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(2.)
Name : Sandi
Age : 7
Breed : Thoroughbred
Registered? : Yes, but don't have papers because of the previous owners wouldn't hand them over.
Description : Sandi is a registered, purebred Thoroughbred Mare. She is 7 years old and is 16.1 hh. She is 100% sound and has never had an injury. (At our farm, she has never had an injury, but with her previous owners, I'm not sure). She is broke to ride English, bareback and a little bit of western. She direct reins only, but working on the neck reining. She is easily caught, ties, leads, saddles, trailers, shoes, clips, bridles well, etc. Sandi is used for : jumping, trail riding, cross country jumping, jumping competitions, dressage, etc. She is a handful for a beginner, but great for the intermediate rider to experienced. She does get spooked from sudden movements/noises, but other then that she isn't spooky. Oh, and she gets spooked from plastic bags and balls moving around/bouncing. She has jumped to 4'3". In cross country, she has done water jumps, mud jumps and the logs. You can stand on her back (If your brave), and you can walk under her. I have only ridden her maybe 6 times, and thats about it. She's my husband's horse and they both are like best friends.
Pictures (Links) : Click Here

(3.)
Name : Princess
Age : 2 years old
Registered? : no
Breed : Arabian Cross Quarter Horse
Description : Princess is an Arabian cross Quarter Horse filly. She just turned 2, last month. She is a bay black and has squiggly blaze. Princess is 100% sound, and has 3 warts on her mouth. (She got the warts from her full brothers). We have separated them all, and she won't be getting anymore. Princess is easy to catch, leads, ties, picks up feet, trailers well, etc. If not sold before she turns 3, We'll start training her to ride. I think she'll be a great 4-H prospect or jumping horse. She is great with other horses and is a total sweetheart, and loves *all* of the attention. In the herd, she isn't the alpha, she is the shy filly, whose scared to be mean to stand up to the other horses.
Pictures (Links) : No pictures (SORRY!) :(

How much is each horse worth?

Question #5:

Can guinea pigs go outside?

I have two guinea pigs. Snickers and Layla. Snick is 4 years old and Layla is 1 1/2. The question is, can they go outside and be on the grass? Is it okay for them to eat the grass? Also, I have a wire play pen type thing for small animals, so they'd be in that and on the grass. Would this be okay? I've never had them outside before, they are strictly house pets. They strictly get floor time inside. And they would be supervised outside.
Just a little FYI, that is Snick in my display picture thing. =)

Thanks.

P.S. If it matters, we live in Florida.

Question #6:

What should my desktop background be?

HI HI HI!!!! i am getting bored with my desktop background so can u GIRLS put a link to a cool picture.
im girly i love purple animals and animal prints :) im also a cheerleader

Question #7:

Something looks wrong. Breeding.?

I came across this ad for pit pups on Craigslist, and the pictures are horrifying. The pups and in a filthy area, but I'm most concerned about mom. The posting got flagged, naturally...but I was able to find another place where they listed the ad.
What's wrong with mom? Here is the link to the ad with photos, mom is the fourth photo:
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This will be reported to animal control.
Those aren't the worst photos of the pups. I've saved the photos from the craigslist posting, it looks like they're lying in mold.
I should add, I'm not looking to purchase a puppy. I check craigslist for chained dogs and other cruelty cases. Sadly, this is only one of many that i've come across.

Question #8:

Can you name the Nintendo games?

Can you name these games and the consoles they were on?
Person with most answers wins.

1 You can play as a mouse, rat, dog on wheels, kangaroo and many more animals.
2 On this game you had a sanity meter and you cast spells.
3 This game you could make music and paint pictures.
4 Take your photos to dr oak on this game.
5 Black and White and loads of blood.

Tie breaker
What did Nintendo make before they started making video games?
Thank you all for answering.
Kancamabo, your answers made me laugh!! Thank you.
Oh Andy, I do apologise, I've only got three pokemon games and haven't played them for ages.
I forgot.
Andy, I was probably thinking of Dr Doak from Goldeneye.

Question #9:

Does anybody recognize this?

I dont know what brand it is or where i can buy it, but if anyone had this high chair or has seen it, please let me know!

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^ Thats the best picture i have, im sorry.

It has little animals on it. Lions and Zebras i believe.
The baby i know that has it is 10 months old if that helps with the timespan of when it came out and such.

The person who had it already got rid of it so i cant check the actual high chair (I only have pictures) and the mom doesnt remember where its from because it was a gift.
Thank you soo much! When i can, ill give you best answer. I cant believe that, i must have looked over it somehow or forgot to look at walmart. Thank you for both answers though. I appreciate it :)

Question #10:

canon 70-300 or the canon 70-200L f/4?

I wanted a lens to do some animal photography, and was debating between these two. I know its not that long of a focal length, for the 70-200L but I heard I could crop it out, and still get a better picture than the 70-300. I could also get a teleconverter somewhere down the road too.

So which out of the two would you go with for animals, and short wildlife photography. And any other lens suggestions, under $1000 would be nice.

Question #11:

Is this crazy or what I was watching animal planet and they are going to take this elderly?

Women to jail for what they called neglecting her animals they said there was not enough space for the amount of dogs she had in that space and were not properly cared for.
In commercial slaughter house I call them they call them farms they are so much over crowding they ar living in their own urine and poop sorry for that word but you get the picture I recently was informed about the chickens having their beeks cut off and produce the largest forms of methane gas and some not all animals shelters are not much better . why are these people not going to jail

Question #12:

Which entry level DSLR camera should I get?

Canon Rebel XS or the Pentax K-x Digital or would you recommend a different camera?

Do these come with a variety of lenses?

What type of lenses do I need if I want to take pictures of landscapes, people, and animals?

Can I use Konica lenses with the camera because I have a Konica Autoreflex TC with a Vivitar 75-205MM 1:39 and a Konica Hexanon Ar 50mm F1.7 or what camera fits the Konica Hexanon lenses.

Or just save my money and buy lenses for my Konica Autoreflex TC?

Question #13:

Which photo should I enter in the State Fair photography contest?

I couldn't decide between the two pictures for the animal division.

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or
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Thanks for your help!
what they judge on is
1.impact
2.simplicity
3.lighting
4.composition

Question #14:

How do I change the focus in a video or picture?

Like in CSI: NY or something like that or a wildlife show...Say Mac is talking to Stella and Mac is sitting on one side of the room and stella is on the other side...when stella talks, mac is blurry and stella is clear and when mac replies stella is blurry and mac is clear..Or say in a wildlife show...the animal is standing and theres are a few tree limbs in front of the photographer and the animal is clear and the limbs are blurry but a second later the limbs are clear and the animal is blurry...I was wondering how this is done and can I do it on pictures?

Question #15:

What are those fantasy animal pictures called?

ya know, they used to be really popular and were on folders and binders and stuff. It usually had a fantasy cartoonish background with whaled or horses. They were really colorful. Just wondering what those are called?
kinda like lisa frank but not quite

Question #16:

Old names for my story?

Hey! I'm currently writing a dark romance story and starting off with my characters.
I have the main girl, the main boy and the sister all pictured in my head but I'm missing the names! The main girl lost her parents to a car accident and her sister 4 months later to a animal attack AKA vampire attack! She is very independent and spends most of her time in her when she is not at school! This is all until she meets this boy at school! (the main boy) i will give this story a twist though!!!! The boy is very mysterious but kind....and a vampire! Th sister is the dead one and has a very cheeky aura and personality! Please help with some names! The two sisters need quite old names but respectable ones and the boy well he's a vampire so pretty old name would be good but I don't know when he was born and when he changed! So its pure old names please! Thanks xxx
I really like the name evelyn for one of the girls. the two girls arnt vampires by the way only the boy i mentioned is! The sister isnt a main either i just have a picture of her and need a name! Kendra nice sounds very mordern though but i'm rubbish at history so i dont know! I would 'comment ' on ur answers but im new to this and can't seem to find any buttons or somin to do that!! sorry but thx for the answers!! xx :)
I have now come down to think that maybe Ivy is a good name for the main girl and Evelyn for her sister. Please answer what u think!!!

Question #17:

From Red/Dirty Blonde hair to Golden Blonde Hair?

Hi Guys, =]
I want to dye my hair to a golden-blonde more on the lighter side....My roots and original hair color is dirty blonde, and Ive dyed it a natural red a few times (henna)...and I wanted to know what I could do to get my hair to a golden blonde? I don't want to use bleach or anything unhealthy/animal tested/including animal products....Any ideas? I need to get the red out too...It's a bit darkish... Click Here like in that picture...and I'd like it to be... Click Here like that... please help? I don't have money for Professional hair stylist. =[

Question #18:

I am in search of a horror film?

When I was a child, I remember seeing and enjoying a suspenseful horror film. I cannot remember the title or any of the actors who stared in it. I can only remember parts of the plot, but I'm sure I have enough clues to piece together the whole picture. It is an older film.

From what I remember, the story takes place in a small East Coast town during the winter season. There is one evil guy who comes into play, he carried a black cane with some sort of silver animal at the top of the cane.The cane was a significant part of the move.
The next thing I remember is all of the townspeople gathering in the local police station.. It could have been a dry goods store as well. The evil man was there and all the townspeople were looking at him fearfully. As a police officer was walking him through the crowd, he began to gaze at people at tell their deepest, darkest secrets as if he could see into their souls.

And that's all I remember. Can someone please tell me the title of this movie? It's been bothering me for years! Thanks.

Question #19:

How can i deal with my shark phobia?

Ok it may seem like REALLY stupid but i am DEATHLY afraid of sharks. I know quite a lot of people are but to me it seems really irrational. I'm afraid to take baths, go into the sea when were at the seaside and i cant go in a pool without someone else (but even then im still scared) I don't know what to do anymore...i even sometimes have trouble sleeping because i have really weird dreams about then that scare me and then i cant get back to sleep. I cant even look at there pictures without feeling seriously scared. i live in england so im not likely to see one at the beach or whatever but i am genuinely scared of them. I don't know what started my fear though because the only time ive ever seen a live one is when its been in an aquarium but i think it started when i was little and i saw a picture in an animal book of one emerging out of the water with its mouth open and like blood on its teeth and stuff (not really good to put in a children's book)
Can anyone help me get over my phobia!!!

Question #20:

Can anyone give me a diagnostic guess here please?

I carry a knife in the hope that I'll get to use it.

I have never felt bad about anything in my life.

I have hit my brothers and dad hard and laughed about later and thought of how much they deserved it.

I hurt animals and laugh about it.

I eat in front of my grandparents' dogs whilst they sit there and dribble, and if they stay there I keep teasing them with the food.

I'm obsessed with weapons and torture methods.

I used to lie to people in school by saying "He just said something about your mum, are you gonna take that?" when they hadn't done anything and I just wanted to see them get beaten up.

I've smiled after I've had fights because of the pain I've caused them even if I've been hit too.

And I try to embarrass people in front of others.

I have violent fantasies that bring a smile to my face when I picture it in detail.

I have thoughts about my grandparents dying and me getting my inheritance.

I am prone to lying and sometimes for stealing.

I don't have empathy or remorse for my actions but that may be the autism..

I have hurt animals and I have killed very small animals too for fun.

I get angry easily, I threaten people, blackmail people, am aggressive, I verbally abuse people and I have been called irritable.

I have a history of childhood Conduct Disorder.

I've only been arrested once but have had the police after me many times.

I always bully people.

I sometimes take drugs and alcohol.

I am not that physically violent these days but if I am it's towards my family.

Boredom feels like torture to me.

I'm nearly 19 now and have Asperger's and ADHD too.

I was diagnosed with Conduct Disorder at 15.

Please only give good answers.

My grandparents have only ever been good to me but I hope they die so I get my inheritance.

When I've physically hurt my family in the past I've later laughed at their pain.
Is this Sadistic Personality Disorder?





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